Welcome to the Tom Homepage
Welcome to the Tom Homepage. This is a totally awesome webpage where you can learn all about Tom, from what Tom eats, to his natural habitat, and some of his turn ons and turn offs.
Some QUICK FACTS about Tom:
- Tom is a Network Administrator
- Tom knows kung fu
- Tom has arms (2)
- Tom likes guns
What is Tom's diet (what does Tom eat): Tom often eats salads and soups at the Asia Buffet because they keep him super strong for when he has to do his kung fu moves on ninjas that invade his home. Sometimes when Tom is super powered-up he wastes them with his chi energy (asian magic).
What are Tom's pet peeves: Liberals, boats with oars, big bertha
What is Tom's habitat: COMING SOON
In a fight between Superman, Tonka Trucks, Mr. T, 500 atomic bombs, and Tom, who wins: Tom
Do scientists know how Tom is so powerful: Tom's power of cool defies all laws of physics (Even stuff Einstein invented), but some of the wicked smart scientists that invented gameboy and lasers think that Tom is actually a robot from the future sent back in time, programmed to be totally awesome.
How do you pronounce 'Tom': Tom
Does Tom have any nicknames:Omtomot, strom, stromtomot, tombadil, TOM
WE LOVE TOM